It’s News Day Tuesday!
Welcome to News Day Tuesday, where we bring you what incredibly scarce non-Lost scoop we could dig up from the internet this week!
Megan Fox will not be in the third Transformers movies. She quit. Also she was fired because she’s too skinny. Furthermore, she quit because director Michael Bay was verbally abusive. At any rate, various names are being bandied about to replace Fox in the franchise. None of those names is Heidi Montag, despite her urgent tweeting to the contrary. (You can read my post on Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and the megalomaniacal Bay here.)
Ooh, this sounds good! French blood-soaked creature flick The Pack has stirred up some controversy and buzz at Cannes! Want to see! Now!
Lots of big-ish names have been discussed for Scream 4, including Hayden Panettiere, Lake Bell and Rory Culkin, joining original series “stars” Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox and David Arquette, who will probably all die before the credits roll because Kevin Williamson hates old people.
James Franco will apparently star in Rise of the Apes, an utterly unnecessary Planet of the Apes prequel.
Lots of new Smallville scoop since the CW upfronts. You can find it over at my new blog Watchtower.
Lindsay Lohan and her SCRAM bracelet will allegedly star in 3-D horror film Black Friday. We’re all breathless with anticipation!
Well it’s about time, internet! You can play the Human Centipede video game here.
Tarantino is jumping on the Dracula train.
That’s all the news that’s fit to print (read: not about the Lost finale). For more news and reviews, check out the DIH archives!
Tomorrow I will post my gargantuan review and report card of Smallville‘s Season 9! Over at Watchtower, obvs.
Next week I’ll FINALLY get around to reviewing [rec]!